This morning is completely bonkers. All of this that happened is just unreal. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I saw a dog wearing a hat. It appeared totally unfazed. You should say click here it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Honestly You Can't Think That!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm shocked
• There has to be an explanation
• Help me out here

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't think what just took place. I was sitting down the street and suddenly this giant squirrel jumped from nowhere. It was wearing a miniature sword! This is the truth. Then it ran away for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I am so confused by what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! totally shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I swear this is {thetrutth. It story has totally unrealistic, I almost question it's real..

• Maybe it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.

Unbelievable!

This story is absolutely outrageous. I simply believe what they've just experienced. It's like a bad joke. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Am I dreaming?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.